Quote file - the WGW edition

[mrph]

Meant to post this a while back, but better late than never...

Names (and context) have been removed to protect the guilty. But feel free to guess. :)

"I'm better with my hands than with my mouth"

"It's amazing what a cherry can do, really..."

"Mmm, caffeine. Mmm, lesbians"

"Sometimes it has a life of its own. Sometimes it sticks itself up my nose"

"Does Giolla exist?"

"You have very virile eyebrows"

"Hyaena penis! Hyaena penis!"

"London birds are much louder"

"Ant doesn't exist"

Comments

[cyborg-geisha.livejournal.com]

Heheh, we weren't even that drunk when virile eyebrows & hyena penises were mentioned :)

[mrph.livejournal.com]

So much for protecting the guilty. :)

Innocent, innocent I say! :P

[cyborg-geisha.livejournal.com]

The hyenas came up in a vital & necessary educational biological conversation & were nothing to do with mocking anyone about giving birth through their penises.. :)

Re: Innocent, innocent I say! :P

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

The virile eyebrows were necessary and educational too, yesss.

Re: Innocent, innocent I say! :P

[cyborg-geisha.livejournal.com]

Oh yes :)

Ah, he doesn't...?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

The world suddenly feels much... safer.

[drivenapart.livejournal.com]

Sod! I thought my open-brain tongue-farts had disappeared...well I was hoping so anyway!

*returns to flat-cleaning in a huff!* ;o)

[miss-blu.livejournal.com]

-falls off chair with laughter-

I'm glad you had a good time! Sounds awesome!

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Eek. Well at least names haven't been put next to quotes. ;o)

[mrph.livejournal.com]

If it reassures you, I can definitely say that none of them were you. Honest.

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Well, quite.

[lurkingcat]

"Sometimes it has a life of its own. Sometimes it sticks itself up my nose"

You took Kheldar and his amazing tail to Whitby? No wonder our house was so quiet that weekend...

[jruske.livejournal.com]

Remind me that the only enjoyable time at WGW is going to be in close proximity to you with a voice recorder.

Which isn't to say I'm likely to WGW any time soon since my first attempt was such utter tosh, but certainly this would have been a huge improvement to the experience.

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Only one of those quotes was me. And it wasn't a terribly incriminating one :)

I dunno. Whitby, for me, is a lot like (my admittedly limited experience of) Convergence. If the bands are good, hurrah. But I'm not generally there for the bands - I'm there to see friends, make new friends and enjoy myself.

Which usually involves good food, alcohol, early morning silliness and so forth. The official event has never been the best thing about WGW - and much as I love the 80s night, it's the daytime entertainment that really makes it worth going.

Well, that and going shopping for mayonnaise and horseradish sauce with a drunk dmh at 9PM on a Monday night. But that's another story. :)

[gothstew.livejournal.com]

mmm caffiene, mmm lesbians has to be fluffymark

[mhw.livejournal.com]

I look forward to contributing to the list next time.

The Winter Warmer is doing rather well :)