I feel somehow... soiled...

[mrph]

I've just watched the trailer for the Hellblazer movie, "Constantine".

It's here.

Bad dialogue, wooden acting and (from the looks of it) an emphasis on action rather than suspense/horror. Bleurgh.

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[giolla.livejournal.com]

You also forgot to mention:
a clean shaven John Constantine who doesn't look hungover and scruffy
and:
He has an "occult" machine gun?

I knew that it was bad but it was worse than I imagined... Hollywood