1) Can I interest you in an all-expenses paid trip to Kyoto? 2) Give me a really good argument in favour of gun control 3) What reminds you of all those years spent in Totton?
What do you get if you take Chirac, Blair, Bush and Beluscioni, add a beaten egg and a little parmesan, then bake at gas mark six for eight hours (or until crisp and toasty)?
Just what should we put on the fourth column in Trafalgar Square?
Any good ideas for a new Channel 5 reality TV show?
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OK
Date: 2004-04-16 06:38 am (UTC)2. Charlton Heston
3. The sound of torrential rain on the window outside
Re: OK
Date: 2004-04-16 07:00 am (UTC)2) Give me a really good argument in favour of gun control
3) What reminds you of all those years spent in Totton?
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 07:38 am (UTC):) :) :)
"Guns don't kill people - people kill people. And monkeys do too, if they have a gun."
Yay!
E.
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no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 06:46 am (UTC)2. A purple foldup posh sunhat
3. The colour blue
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 07:02 am (UTC)2) What kind of hat suits a
3) Have you decided what to paint the bathroom yet?
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 06:54 am (UTC)2) Oil. But not just ordinary oil, oh no.
3) In a corner, tied up. Obviously.
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I'm trying to be good, really.
Date: 2004-04-16 07:05 am (UTC)2) What's the secret of cooking aubergines in a way that actually leaves them edible?
3) Did you just leave
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 07:39 am (UTC)2) Prove it.
3) You are a bad bad man who failed in the mission stated in the title of his comment. :)
I love you. But, but, meep.
E.
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no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 07:12 am (UTC)2. A golden statue of a Giraffe
3. George bush snorting crack in the oval office
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 09:55 am (UTC)Just what should we put on the fourth column in Trafalgar Square?
Any good ideas for a new Channel 5 reality TV show?
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 07:56 am (UTC)2) Curry powder.
3) Some chewing gum, a meter of PVC pipe, and a yak.
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 09:59 am (UTC)3) Name something you should never mistake for sherbert...
3) I want to break into a bank and steal all their blu-tack. What equipment will I need?
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 08:06 am (UTC)2). Toronto.
3). In a plastic bag in a small box under the stairs.
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 09:49 am (UTC)2) Are you planning to visit anywhere interesting this September?
3) Um, has anyone seen my pancreas lately?
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 09:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 12:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 02:55 pm (UTC)Don't walk into the obvious ones if you can do something a bit stranger - it's hard to go wrong with surreal. :)
no subject
Date: 2004-04-16 03:16 pm (UTC)2. ATTGCCTA
3. With tweezers.