What the hell.

[mrph]

It's a meme, but it's not a bad meme. From duranorak, feanelwa and others...

Give me three answers and I'll provide three questions to match them.

Comments

OK

[sciolist.livejournal.com]

1. Yes, Oh definitely yes.
2. Charlton Heston
3. The sound of torrential rain on the window outside

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

1. Africa
2. A purple foldup posh sunhat
3. The colour blue

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

1) More than anything else in the world.
2) Oil. But not just ordinary oil, oh no.
3) In a corner, tied up. Obviously.

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Re: OK

[mrph.livejournal.com]

1) Can I interest you in an all-expenses paid trip to Kyoto?
2) Give me a really good argument in favour of gun control
3) What reminds you of all those years spent in Totton?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

1) So where did you get that Pangolin, then?
2) What kind of hat suits a ghoti in Spring?
3) Have you decided what to paint the bathroom yet?

I'm trying to be good, really.

[mrph.livejournal.com]

1) Would you like that combination teleporter/time-machine, then?

2) What's the secret of cooking aubergines in a way that actually leaves them edible?

3) Did you just leave dmh in the Elsinore again?

[jorune.livejournal.com]

1. The triumph of international socialism
2. A golden statue of a Giraffe
3. George bush snorting crack in the oval office

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

2) Give me a really good argument in favour of gun control

:) :) :)

"Guns don't kill people - people kill people. And monkeys do too, if they have a gun."

Yay!

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[duranorak.livejournal.com]

1) So right.
2) Prove it.
3) You are a bad bad man who failed in the mission stated in the title of his comment. :)

I love you. But, but, meep.

E.
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[geekchick]

1) Only on Tuesdays when the moon is full.
2) Curry powder.
3) Some chewing gum, a meter of PVC pipe, and a yak.

[daevid.livejournal.com]

1). A Pickled Herring!

2). Toronto.

3). In a plastic bag in a small box under the stairs.

[kest]

You're very entertaining at this. I'd try it, but I'm afraid I'd be bad at it.

[mrph.livejournal.com]

1) What's the traditional adornment for any cocktail based around tequila, Wild Turkey and aquavit?

2) Are you planning to visit anywhere interesting this September?

3) Um, has anyone seen my pancreas lately?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

What do you get if you take Chirac, Blair, Bush and Beluscioni, add a beaten egg and a little parmesan, then bake at gas mark six for eight hours (or until crisp and toasty)?

Just what should we put on the fourth column in Trafalgar Square?

Any good ideas for a new Channel 5 reality TV show?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

1) So, I hear you're a goth...?

3) Name something you should never mistake for sherbert...

3) I want to break into a bank and steal all their blu-tack. What equipment will I need?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Thank you. You should try - it's fun, and I suspect you'd actually be pretty good at it.

[kest]

Got any hints?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

For questions? Um... tricky.

Don't walk into the obvious ones if you can do something a bit stranger - it's hard to go wrong with surreal. :)

[zarbi.livejournal.com]

1. 10 guineas
2. ATTGCCTA
3. With tweezers.