Whitby quote file...
Apr. 30th, 2007 09:09 pmWork in progress.
"I can control it... I don't know how yet..."
"I like leather... which is unfortunate."
"A wide range of sauces, to cover every type of goth"
"He'd be gay if it wasn't for the sex..."
"It would have been over much sooner, if only I'd been able to swallow..."
"Shetland pony. Chocolate. No."
"Now I feel dirty for stroking his velvet..."
"Around Benji's ankles, gazing up adoringly-"
"-it's where the buxom redheads should be..."
"Oh look, you're on top..."
"I can't believe she doesn't move, she just wrinkles..."
"Morph wants to keep the torture porn"
"I can't believe you think I need Ant to hold open a frog for me..."
"you want to floss his brain?"
"Just his pixie..."
"these aren't going on LiveJournal are they? They're just for your personal use..."
"It may have less buttocks than the optimal plan..."
"If you're fluffy to start with and then you get wet, I think you get slimy..."
"The bellabunny rampage list..."
"Is it now I have to tackle him to the floor...?"
"You've got something stuck in your monkey!"
"You can all take turns with me"
"Morph still has tasty balls...!"
"Are your knees arousing people again...?"
"Hello, you look like you're easily stackable..."
"No elf porn! Not this early in the day..."
"...and why do all my quotes involve porn!"
"No, no, not with the porn!"
"Men don't tesselate"
"There are so many other goths out there to terrorize, why pick on us?"
"I can control it... I don't know how yet..."
"I like leather... which is unfortunate."
"A wide range of sauces, to cover every type of goth"
"He'd be gay if it wasn't for the sex..."
"It would have been over much sooner, if only I'd been able to swallow..."
"Shetland pony. Chocolate. No."
"Now I feel dirty for stroking his velvet..."
"Around Benji's ankles, gazing up adoringly-"
"-it's where the buxom redheads should be..."
"Oh look, you're on top..."
"I can't believe she doesn't move, she just wrinkles..."
"Morph wants to keep the torture porn"
"I can't believe you think I need Ant to hold open a frog for me..."
"you want to floss his brain?"
"Just his pixie..."
"these aren't going on LiveJournal are they? They're just for your personal use..."
"It may have less buttocks than the optimal plan..."
"If you're fluffy to start with and then you get wet, I think you get slimy..."
"The bellabunny rampage list..."
"Is it now I have to tackle him to the floor...?"
"You've got something stuck in your monkey!"
"You can all take turns with me"
"Morph still has tasty balls...!"
"Are your knees arousing people again...?"
"Hello, you look like you're easily stackable..."
"No elf porn! Not this early in the day..."
"...and why do all my quotes involve porn!"
"No, no, not with the porn!"
"Men don't tesselate"
"There are so many other goths out there to terrorize, why pick on us?"
[music] This is getting complicated...
Apr. 21st, 2007 06:40 pmTinariwen play the Warwick Arts Centre on Sunday May 6th. I'd really quite like to see them again, but I just don't know what I'm doing that weekend...
The Hours play the Charlotte (Leicester) on Tuesday July 3rd. If I can con anyone into joining me and driving, I'll definitely be going to this one. Even if I can't con anyone into joining me, I'll be trying very hard to make it...
The Hours play the Charlotte (Leicester) on Tuesday July 3rd. If I can con anyone into joining me and driving, I'll definitely be going to this one. Even if I can't con anyone into joining me, I'll be trying very hard to make it...
The morning after the night before...
Apr. 14th, 2007 01:28 pmThat was fun. I danced far too much, drank a certain amount and generally enjoyed myself a great deal.
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Attrition
Swarf
Freudstein
Friday 13th April
The Engine Room
1 Preston St. Brighton
£5
Doors 7.30pm.
Three bands well worth seeing, and at a very reasonable price. You know it makes sense.
Swarf
Freudstein
Friday 13th April
The Engine Room
1 Preston St. Brighton
£5
Doors 7.30pm.
Three bands well worth seeing, and at a very reasonable price. You know it makes sense.
A thing of rare and special beauty
Mar. 22nd, 2007 09:26 pmStephen Colbert via Kung Fu Monkey
"...and if you guys really want to fight, then why don't you buckle on your balls like men and impeach the President?"
"...and if you guys really want to fight, then why don't you buckle on your balls like men and impeach the President?"
Might interest a few people...
Mar. 1st, 2007 09:00 pmAviemore Gothic Weekend (6th - 8th July 2007)
I need to check my schedule, but I could certainly be persuaded...
I need to check my schedule, but I could certainly be persuaded...
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Feb. 25th, 2007 11:27 pmLife is very good indeed this weekend.
- I have a dining table. Set up in a dining room. This brings me joy.
- I've just seen Hot Fuzz. Surprisingly bloody at times, but rather good.
- I have new and useful Kitchen Stuff. Including a proper pestle & mortar.
- I cooked Sunday lunch for
misstemperance,
mrbear and Elaine (WINOLJ). It was a little late, but turned out well. Celeriac & chili gratin is a bizarre but strangely addictive concept, btw. :)