Everyone knows that, in fantasy games, dwarf bars are rowdy places serving strong drink. So I can't entirely disapprove of the following battle sequence, taken from Elven Blood's 'Drink with the barmaid' quest.
Elven Blood uses the combat mechanism for absolutely everything, so this isn't a huge surprise. The mental image, though... I keep thinking "there's a shoggoth in my mug..."
And it's got a lot of HP, that Dwarven ale...
| You equipped: Redemption, Elven plate, Darkness spell, and Planar panther You attacked for 174 damages. [CRITICAL HIT!] Dwarven ale attacked you for 0 damages. You attacked for 98 damages. You evaded an attack! You attacked for 92 damages. You defeated Dwarven ale. |
| You earned 33g and 5 exp! |
Elven Blood uses the combat mechanism for absolutely everything, so this isn't a huge surprise. The mental image, though... I keep thinking "there's a shoggoth in my mug..."
And it's got a lot of HP, that Dwarven ale...
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Date: 2008-12-12 02:09 pm (UTC)