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Everyone knows that, in fantasy games, dwarf bars are rowdy places serving strong drink. So I can't entirely disapprove of the following battle sequence, taken from Elven Blood's 'Drink with the barmaid' quest.
 
You equipped: Redemption, Elven plate, Darkness spell, and Planar panther
You attacked for 174 damages. [CRITICAL HIT!]
Dwarven ale attacked you for 0 damages.
You attacked for 98 damages.
You evaded an attack!
You attacked for 92 damages.
You defeated Dwarven ale.
You earned 33g and 5 exp!

Elven Blood uses the combat mechanism for absolutely everything, so this isn't a huge surprise. The mental image, though... I keep thinking "there's a shoggoth in my mug..."

And it's got a lot of HP, that Dwarven ale...
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