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[mrph]

Another WGW, another batch of quotes from unfortunate goths. Names (and context) are omitted to protect the guilty and help with misinterpretation...

"How will this end, Molari?"
"In fire!"

"I'm not that obsessed with the size of the booty..."

"I'm not wearing women's clothing this time around"

"Some things go to Huntingdon and never come back"
"...not whole, anyway..."

"Colin's nuts are cold, metallic and hexagonal"

"No postie on LJ! No postie on LJ!"

"Mmmm... I do enjoy a good chunking!"

"They take a bit of jumping on..."

"You looked... moist... When you came down this morning..."

"I once screwed Colin that way, by accident..."

"Jack, you bastard - it's all your fault I've got moobs!"

"I'm a man, I can't multitask - I can't prepare your pizza and defend your honour at the same time"

"Ah, a bit of lipstick - it'll be fine!"

"For a good girl you look rather naughty..."

"I think I need to do an erection"

"He's taller, but you're sexier..."
"But in both cases, the boots could swing it either way..."

"I'm a bit like a Swiss army knife - easy to bend over..."
"...and full of useful devices?"

"I'm sleeping with Steve, officially..."
"It has to be done!"

"My crotch is buzzing - I'm sorry!"

"Yay, crop rotation!"

"Go down with all hands, Steve"

"She's very good with a saucepan!"

"You look much prettier with two..."

"I'm Swedish, I don't care"

"Clearly, what I need is more buttocks..."

"Glitter happens."

"Ironing is better in Whitby"

"No! Step away from the technology! Step away!"

"Neubaten isn't Industrial music - it's Skiffle!"

"I'm just going to wander up to my bedroom with Benji"
"That's ok - I'll have her back in my bedroom soon enough!"
"…we have a timeshare Benji!"

"Pass the Benji! Remove a layer when the music stops!"

"You know I'll just sustain a massive erection - that usually puts people off..."

"There is no good time for Elf Porn."

"There's only so much you can do with boys in frocks"

"Does it have to respect your receding hairline?"
"I don't want to be Londo Molari"

"There's mating going on, on your head, now?"

"The purity points depend on where you stick it"

"If you're going to anthropomorphise my breasts, I want better names than Bob and Edward"

"These are not my nipples. Whose nipples are they?"

"I got a video clip of you earlier"
"What was I doing?"
"Just waving your beak around..."

"I conga'd Tori!"

"Always good to know where your arse comes from"

"I use flange quite a lot"

"I don't think anybody's actually spat me out..."

"She's enjoyed your big red thing..."

"It would be a waste if I had to spit it out again"

"By the sound of it, Elaine and Benji filled it last time..."

"Does it mean kicking Benji off again...?"

"You make some very strange noises..."

"My arse is not blue - and put your knob away, for god's sake..."

"Jack wants to bite Morph's cottage!"

"Mostly poking - but you can poke anywhere and still win"

“I sometimes do some deep breathing on the dancefloor...”
“...it depends who's there?”

"You're a bad man. Repeatedly. Consistently and repeatedly"

"I suppose a good hard blow might do..."

"I'm not going to pick up your girlfriend"

"Me and my comical buttocks..."

"We felt up his hairy man nipples together..."

"His free willy in a what?!"

"No, no, I don't want to spank Dave - we just want to borrow him momentarily..."

"You seem to be somebody who's fun to play with..."

"Do you not remember me coming in? My pants were wet..."

“My arse has got far too much attention this Whitby”

"Can we turn off the men in jerseys now?"
"Why, did they turn you on?"

"How did it end, Molari?"
"In tea!"

Comments

[souldier-blue.livejournal.com]

Wah, really wish I had been there!! And how do you remember all these quotes, do you walk round with a little notebook or something??!

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

He has a mobile....and when he left it upstairs one time, everything was off the quote file !!!

[mister-jack.livejournal.com]

Morph is never found far from his little electrical gadget.

[mrph.livejournal.com]

As they say, it's mostly from the phone/pda (I blame mouseboks, who started this a year or four back...). Although I'm getting rid of that soon, which may put an end to the great quote file tradition...

[spangle-kitten.livejournal.com]

"Some things go to Huntingdon and never come back"
"...not whole, anyway..."

How very true ;p

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Your not huntingdon are you....or were you...or are we talking friends and Huntingdons recent past record !

[spangle-kitten.livejournal.com]

I was in Bedford for about 10 years and Huntingdon was seen as a bit of a local scapegoat in an "ah well, Bedford's crap but not as bad as Huntingdon" (also featured were Luton, Northampton, Rushdon, Milton Keynes...so not all Huntingdon's fault ;)

And I have friends who live there who would say that Bedford is better - which really is saying something!

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

Ah...Bedford. Will probably be there Friday night at black planet with daevid & dmh.

The XXX is not as bad as YYY, reminds me of an old Viz ad campain about Skegness & Mablethorpe -



Ah...the joys of google !

I belive that huntingdon town centre featured on the cover of a crap towns book....Though ironicaly was too crap to actualy feature inside !!



Sad to think its in the magna carta, was chartered 1205, sits on a river, is on one of the great roman roads (ermine street), a coaching stop off to london, has the A14 going E/W & A1 doing N/S and still the council manage to strangle the life out of it...*sigh*

[spangle-kitten.livejournal.com]

Maplethorpe and Skegness are probably equally awful, but Skegness has the edge on being the worst because of the onomatopoeic "Skeg" sound.

Bedford made the crap towns, my ex wrote the article to go with the entry (though there were two wrticles with the entry, he wrote the "Bedford's crap cos it's all ugly and made of concrete" rather than the well written and quite nostalic one about the goth glory days)

Bedford's a really old town as well, and the village I used to live in, Oakley, was in the Doomsday book. There's a lot of history there, just such a shame Bedford's just full of chavs now!