"Kong My Whopper"

[mrph]

It's a new Burger King ad line, intended to tie in with the King Kong movie. Really.

Now, I might think it actually sounds closer to a line from a certain Chris Morris 'Blue Jam' sketch, but I'm sure that's just my warped mind.

...isn't it?

Comments

Whong my Kopper, Whore my Kipper, etc

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

I think if anyone tells me to 'Kong my Whopper' I'd be rather inclined to tell them to 'Fuck Off'. Of course, this maybe due to me not quite grasping the zeitgeist.

That said, King Kong is a love story between a 40 foot gorilla and a less than 6 foot blonde. Surely there are moral and natural laws against such a thing? I refer you to my recent rant about this.

Then again, if repeated aloud fast-enough, and after a few helpful gins, Burger King sounds a lot like 'buggering'. Which is an irony only fully appreciated six hours after ingestion.

Re: Whong my Kopper, Whore my Kipper, etc

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

GIN! I demand, and must have, GIN!

Re: Whong my Kopper, Whore my Kipper, etc

[kiaransalyn.livejournal.com]

It's ruined many a mother, you know. Which I can say without any sense of irony what-so-ever.