Gratuitous politics
Jan. 13th, 2005 12:34 pmIt's 2005. We're going to have an election at some point reasonably soon. And Blair's going to win, isn't he?
So what are you going to do about it? When Bush was re-elected we made "Jesusland" jokes, mocked middle America and hoped that Dubya had another pretzel accident before he could do yet more damage...
But Kerry still got 48% of the vote. And pretty much every American LJer I know made posts urging people to vote 'cos otherwise they'd have no right to bitch if the wrong candidate got elected.
Now it's our turn. Blair will almost certainly be re-elected - the opposition is in a poor state to fight an election.
If he's elected with another vast majority and silence/apathy from all of us, then when the rest of the world starts mocking us mercilessly they'll be more than entitled.
Blair, of course, will take another healthy win as evidence that he's Doing The Right Things, and will then carry on doing more of them.
At least if he scrapes in with a small majority the opposition will be able to restrain him a little - and his own party may start more actively pressuring him to step down within the next two or three years, well before the next election.
Which works for me.
So what are you going to do about it? When Bush was re-elected we made "Jesusland" jokes, mocked middle America and hoped that Dubya had another pretzel accident before he could do yet more damage...
But Kerry still got 48% of the vote. And pretty much every American LJer I know made posts urging people to vote 'cos otherwise they'd have no right to bitch if the wrong candidate got elected.
Now it's our turn. Blair will almost certainly be re-elected - the opposition is in a poor state to fight an election.
If he's elected with another vast majority and silence/apathy from all of us, then when the rest of the world starts mocking us mercilessly they'll be more than entitled.
Blair, of course, will take another healthy win as evidence that he's Doing The Right Things, and will then carry on doing more of them.
At least if he scrapes in with a small majority the opposition will be able to restrain him a little - and his own party may start more actively pressuring him to step down within the next two or three years, well before the next election.
Which works for me.
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Date: 2005-01-13 04:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-13 05:04 am (UTC)But I'd agree about the Conservative/Lib Dem problem - the former are currently on their way down, the latter (slowly) on their way up. But at the moment that means they're both awkwardly placed for elections, which is a shame.
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:41 am (UTC)I suspect we're in for a Thatcher-esque run of President Tony, and unless something drastic happens to bring the Tories back into favour (which would be just as bad) or a fairer electoral system is introduced (never going to happen) then I imagine the Labour run of power could go on even longer.
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:16 am (UTC)I'll going flyering for the Conservatives. Admittedly, in Tewkesbury constituency this is like flyering for a coal delivery service in Newscastle, but still... the Tories are the only way we're going to get rid of Blair. Any means necessary, and all that.
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:23 am (UTC)Re: Sounds like a plan
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:35 am (UTC)Locally, the Conservatives have been slowly losing votes while the Lib Dems have been gaining 3-4% from the Labour vote at each of the last couple of elections, so they're now about level.
Which means I can vote Lib Dem without any real soul-searching about this, at least on this occasion. Having said that, our MP got 31000 votes last time and both Lib Dem and Conservative candidates got just under 10000, so I'm not exactly optimistic about the local result. :-/
Re: Sounds like a plan
Date: 2005-01-13 08:26 am (UTC)That isn't intended as a defence of Blair, who I cannot abide... but before we all start joining together and thinking about notions of voting for anyone who isn't Blair, I suggest a closer examination of a) the Tories record and b) the Tories policies.
If it is the foreign policy issue which motivates your call to vote Blair out, then the Tories also surely have to be out of the question since their main action during the build up to the Gulf war was to egg the government on and to try to seem more pro-American than Blair was.
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-13 06:05 am (UTC)And cheers for saving me some typing - that was exactly what I was going to say.
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Date: 2005-01-13 08:29 am (UTC)(actually, what would make me even happier still would be for there to be a hung parliament, which would result in a deal between Labour and the Lib Dems - but that is too risky since such a situation could only transpire if the Tories were to do extremely well)
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:37 am (UTC)I've got a really difficult choice in my constituency (Brighton Pavilion). The sitting Labour MP is a Blairite cunt, and the only candidate who can beat him is the fucking Green Party candidate, who also happens to be a cunt. Ideally I'd vote Lib Dem, but I think my main priority has to be to help get rid of the Labour guy. But that would mean voting for (a) a hippie, and (b) a cunt. I don't know which way to vote. I think I'd probably rather see a Green Party cunt in parliament than a New Labour cunt, but only because Labour's majority needs to be cut.
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Date: 2005-01-13 05:39 am (UTC)The difference between the US and here, is that it was unclear who would win that election. It's not the same thing here, Labour will win. And unless there's a pretty drastic change over the next few years, they'll win the next one too. There is no viable alternative. The Lib Dems are on the rise, but it's so slow it looks like it'll be a long time before they're in any position to become the opposition, let alone government itself, and Kennedy is, in my opinion, yet to be truly tested as to whether he'd be able to deal with the job.
We've got Labour, and we've got Blair for the next term.
I don't necessarily agree with the notion that if you don't vote, you haven't got cause to complain. When you vote, you display your support for a candidate, you effectively give them your voice, they become your representative, for better or for worse, whether you continue to agree with them or not. If you don't vote, you've not given any one that power, your voice is still your own. Admittedly there's not a lot you can do with it. I guess it depends on exactly what you say. If you say something along the lines of "The Tories would have done a better job" but you didn't vote for them, then yeah, shut up! But if it's merely "Well this sucks", you have that right! It's not constructive, but that's another matter.
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Date: 2005-01-13 08:34 am (UTC)But I still thing people should be pragmatic and vote tactically.
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Date: 2005-01-13 06:18 am (UTC)Interesting piece about it from the BBC, here
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Date: 2005-01-13 08:09 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-13 10:31 am (UTC)I think anyone who says that all politicians are alike has a short memory. I can't imagine a Tory government encouraging devolution, introducing same-sex partnership equality, banning fox hunting, and at least showing some enthusiasm for Europe.
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Date: 2005-01-13 11:42 am (UTC)indicates how little they know about politics. Politicians are all scum; they're simply not the same scum.
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Date: 2005-01-13 10:30 am (UTC)I'll consider voting Liberal Democrat when they have some policies to discuss. Until then — TIN(C)A.
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Date: 2005-01-13 11:43 am (UTC)Bollocks to that. How are those things going to get fixed if we don't make any noise about them?
A lot of things are, indeed, much better. But we still have plans for ID cards, we have a war we didn't want - and, arguably, didn't need - sold to us on a mix of lies and ever-changing motives, we have imprisonment without trial in Belmarsh (and the government doing all they can to ignore judgements saying it's not legal..).
Meanwhile, Thatcher's legacy is about as relevant and healthy as she is - except for the "law and order" aspects of it which Labour have quietly usurped. Most of those battles are, slowly, being won. That may change, but it's unlikely to be suddenly reversed.
I'm certainly not saying "anyone but Labour" - if I was, I wouldn't have joined the Lib Dems. What I am saying is that Labour is quietly sinking into the mire and needs a good kick. I'd like a Lib Dem government or, failing that, a left-wing Labour government that actually remembers what they used to stand for...
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Date: 2005-01-13 11:45 am (UTC)I'd like a Lib Dem government or, failing that, a left-wing Labour government that actually remembers what they used to stand for...
And while we're wishing for that, I'd like a small box of crystallised fruits. At least that's currently feasible.
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Date: 2005-01-13 12:31 pm (UTC)I can understand why
Maybe I'm not seeing this clearly, but I don't see any real risk of a Conservative government in the next election. They're still something of a shambles, and Howard's failed to rebuild their credibility.
I simply don't believe that, given that situation, a Conservative win is really any more likely than a Lib Dem win. So why worry so much about the former but dismiss the latter?
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Date: 2005-01-13 02:00 pm (UTC)The answer to your question is, at least to me, transparently simple: we've had Tory governments; we know what they did, and no doubt are still entirely capable of doing. Howard's been Thatcher's buddy for years and years, remember. That's more than enough good reason not to want them in power ever again. However, I don't believe in the political awareness of the electorate sufficiently to trust them not to elect them again, I'm afraid.
Why won't people vote Lib Dem? Two reasons. The first is that those of us who remember who they were beforehand know that they consist of 1) a handful of perennially unelectable Liberals and 2) preBlairite splitters who ran away from the Labour party to become the SDP because they didn't like the taste of Socialism. People have long memories, and I suspect that it'll take the passing of a generation before many people will forgive them their origins. The second is that in a Catch-22 kind of setup, they haven't been elected, so nobody knows what they'd be like if they were elected, and therefore nobody trusts them enough to elect them. Anyone who claims that a party's behaviour in office must in any way resemble their manifesto will be met with a short laugh from me.
So what choice do we have?
1) Tories. Never, never again.
2) Lib Dems. Unproven and I think currently unprovable. I have a nasty suspicion they'd sell themselves to anyone for a lick of power, but that's politicians for you.
3) Labour. The least worst of a bad, bad bunch. We've got some good out of them, at least.
4) The Rest. Not an issue unless you don't live in England.
I'm sorry, but I can't see a more optimistic outlook than that.
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Date: 2005-01-13 02:48 pm (UTC)Perfectly expressed. My view exactly. Nearly 1/3 of the electorate still want a Tory government. That scares me.
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Date: 2005-01-13 03:09 pm (UTC)Fair comment. But I think that shift is already happening, and quite rapidly - all those who don't remember life under Thatcher don't really know who the Lib Dems were in those days, either.
It's now been 24 years since the SDP formed, 17 years since they became the Liberal Democrats... and putting memory aside for a second, how many of their current MPs actually come from those preBlairite splitters or unelectable Liberals?
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Date: 2005-01-13 03:43 pm (UTC)True enough. It's a long time since I've been able to wear my "Join the Liberals or we'll shoot your dog" badge and expect to get a laugh out of it.
Why is it that one's not allowed to drive a car, a quite dangerous object, until one's satisfied examiners that one's not likely to be a public menace with it, whereas merely by turning eighteen one's allowed to use a vote, which should by rights be an even more dangerous object, without having to be able to do more than pick up a pencil?
Sod cricket tests, I want a political competence test. I really don't trust the competence of my fellow voters.
how many of their current MPs actually come from those preBlairite splitters or unelectable Liberals?
Precious few, I should think;
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Date: 2005-01-13 12:45 pm (UTC)Bollocks to that. How are those things going to get fixed if we don't make any noise about them?
I have a huge amount of sympathy with this point of view! But I guess I just don't consider it the lesser 'evil'. I think devolution, an (eventual) hunting ban, a minimum wage, equality of age of consent, adoption of human rights into UK law, same-sex partnership rights, improved maternity pay and rights, and many other things are positively good things that we would never have had under the Tories. This government has done some bad things - I shall never understand their bizarre willingness to go along with Bush, but to say they are the lesser evil, is, I think, to neglect a huge amount of good that has been done.
Meanwhile, Thatcher's legacy is about as relevant and healthy as she is - except for the "law and order" aspects of it which Labour have quietly usurped.
I guess because I lived through it, I'm not so certain: after all, Howard was a Thatcherite! I believe there is a still a huge festering pool of xenophobia, anti-feminism and homophobia in the Tory party.
Perhaps in 5-10 years, when the Tories have finally either changed beyond recognition or become the third party, I might want to risk a gamble of removing Labour.
Anyway, just my view. I have a lot of respect for yours.
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Date: 2005-01-13 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-13 11:00 am (UTC)Hm. I wouldn't vote for me.
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Date: 2005-01-13 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-13 11:39 am (UTC)Muahahah! Now, where did I put that little list...
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Date: 2005-01-13 01:39 pm (UTC)Then again, cute Italian boys in black shirts... no, no, tempter! get thee behind...
Um. Quite.