Quote of the day

[mrph]

"You are having oral sex, and you don't realise it's wrong. It's like eating Pringles. Once you start, you can't stop."

Er...

Comments

[zotz]

Mmm. And they wait right until the end before pointing out that the program is known not to work.

And anyway, signing up only 14 000 in eight years, with their level of funding, is actually pretty pathetic when you think about it.

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

What *have* you done to that poor innocent hyperlink?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Ah. Ooops. Fixed!

[mishamcm.livejournal.com]

Aw, he messed up the slogan. It's "once you pop, you can't stop," which I think is even funnier.

Can we put up billboards that say, "Dubya wants you to stay a virgin and just have oral sex"?

[dagwast.livejournal.com]

I want to know more about the '"epidemic" of oral sex (that) has got(en) "out of control"'. And why I haven't noticed.

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be double-jointed to eat Pringles on your own.

[malitor.livejournal.com]

Egad! Does the US really come across to the world as a bunch of swaggering cowboy puritans!?!? Interesting to read the article.
ha ha I agree, where is this epidemic of oral sex going on??

[mrph.livejournal.com]

It's one of the more extreme portrayals, yep. Fits nicely with the way the UK press describes the bible belt, though - even if they're usually a little unclear about where the bible belt is (the general blanket assumption is "everywhere that's not on the coasts", I think...).