Er...

[mrph]

mrph Magic Number 16 Job Sporting Great Personality Chancer Temperament Pussy Cat Sexual Whatever, Whenever, Whoever Likely To Win The World Cup Me - In A Word Belligerent Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

Oh god. I'm a sex-crazed David Beckham.

Comments

[liz-lowlife.livejournal.com]

I've got this wicked little hypnogogic playing around in my head of you running around in baggy shorts, Nike T shirt and braided hair...with a dumbass girlfriend cheering you on.

How the fuck am I going to sleep tonight, with that running around in my synapses?!