From the Onion...

[mrph]

(via cavalorn, who posted it to alt.gothic...)

http://www.onion.com/onion3836/bush_seeks_un_support.html

Comments

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

The onion's really struggling to keep ahead of Dubya, ain't it?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

He's steadily gaining on them, IMO (are we sure he's not using it as a source of ideas?). The laughs are a lot more hollow than they used to be.