mrph | The 2007 Wave-Gotik-Treffen quote file (Coventry edition)...

"If anybody asks, we're Canadians..."

"I want to electrify a gherkin..."

"You can do a lot with fish..."

"'Exciting exploding shampoo disease!"

"You can't hold custard in your pants, it just dribbles away all the time.."

"I'm anyone's if they give me a scythe..."

"Season's apologies from the Davefish Disaster Agency!"

"Take me to where the toilets do not tilt..."

"Never let the Davefish plan anything, ever!" -

davefish

"I've got spare batteries in my backpack, dear... But why?"

"I don't want girl slobber all over me... again..."

"I had a lot of slime to go in the shower with..."

"I'm not pulling goth chicks for thermal reasons..."

"...and then you go slap, slap, slap - it's only a penguin"

"The third time I got the chicken..."

"If she finds me a beer with a fish on it, I'll love her forever..."

"I spanked Tori's monkey!"

"they tried to crawl into my ear last night and eat my brain - but I have no brain! I'm immune!"

"I was very pleased that I didn't get my Marc Elston arse identification wrong..."

"You could try attaching wheels to my ears and dragging me feet-first through the streets of Leipzig..."

"My toilet does not need to be gothic-"
"Everything needs to be gothic"

"I'm just your rubbish-monkey..."

"Today's going to be an interesting evening"