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May. 18th, 2004 01:17 pmThat was fun. Just has a man from Southern Electric turn up on my doorstep, hammer on the door and inform me that he was here because there had been complaints about "high electricity tariffs" in the area.
Had I noticed? Well, no.
So he shows me a photocopied British Gas letter, tells me that I've got the most expensive electricity in the country and tries to persuade me to switch on the spot.
Er... no.
Most annoyingly, he didn't take "sorry, no" as an answer and wanted me to explain myself before he went away. Idiot. Leaving with a parting comment of "well, it's your choice..." (in a 'you'll be so-rry' tone of voice) didn't exactly win me over, either.
Muppet.
Had I noticed? Well, no.
So he shows me a photocopied British Gas letter, tells me that I've got the most expensive electricity in the country and tries to persuade me to switch on the spot.
Er... no.
Most annoyingly, he didn't take "sorry, no" as an answer and wanted me to explain myself before he went away. Idiot. Leaving with a parting comment of "well, it's your choice..." (in a 'you'll be so-rry' tone of voice) didn't exactly win me over, either.
Muppet.
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Date: 2004-05-18 05:27 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-05-18 05:34 am (UTC)1 demand ID, if they dont hav any call thge police
2 if they do and you still dont like the guy call the police
3 call the watchdog pouinting out you have been lied to
or use the time honoured trick, slam the door in his face, very satisfying (you shouldnt feel the need to check if hes actally going to get hit).
violent and nasty i know, but what the hell
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Date: 2004-05-18 05:40 am (UTC)You don't need to scribble down a signature for that - they're often getting you to sign a contract there and then.
Actually, I was wondering if it's possible to do a citizen's arrest for fraud if they try that.
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Date: 2004-05-18 05:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-18 05:48 am (UTC)Is fraud an arrestable offence though?
You know "would you mind singing here for more information?"
when it's actually a contract.
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Date: 2004-05-18 06:32 am (UTC)Only if they were to ask Axl Rose.
This page has more information - simplistically, an arrestable offence is one carrying a sentence of five years or more.
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Date: 2004-05-18 06:41 am (UTC)Pity.
I always rather liked the idea of doing a citizen's arrest on a stinking weasel.
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Date: 2004-05-18 05:55 am (UTC)http://www.bbc.co.uk/watchdog/reports/consumer5.shtml
OFGEM
9 Millbank,
London, SW1P 3GE
Tel: 020 7901 7000
Web: www.ofgem.gov.uk
MAKING A COMPLAINT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/watchdog/guides_to/howtocomplain/index4.shtml
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Date: 2004-05-18 07:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-18 07:48 am (UTC)Um. No.
Then they would try to argue with me.
It got the point where I posted a sign that they were not allowed to knock on my door any more and anybody ignoring the notice would get them disembowled on the spot. I just got tired of telling them to fuck off.
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Date: 2004-05-18 08:45 am (UTC)I think there'll now be another sign - probably a nice rugged one - going up within a week or so. I feel the need.
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Date: 2004-05-19 01:02 am (UTC)For a change I wasn't actually being deliberately awkward, I still don't know who my supplier actually is >:)
I like the idea of the disembowling notice though - Summer is bound to encourage more of the little sods :O) Not sure if that would confirm my status as village weirdo though, or for that matter, if that would be a bad thing (it's a very village type village I live in...).
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Date: 2004-05-18 09:03 am (UTC)PET PYTHON LOOSE INSIDE HOUSE
often seems to work.
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Date: 2004-05-18 11:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-18 02:03 pm (UTC)As he had a convenient ID badge on, I was on the phone to his supervisor before he was half way down the street. In fact, I think he was from Southern Electric as well, so words could probably be had about their sales pitch.