Something here is just wrong...

It's Monday, and I'm having a good day. ( No, really... )

Death Quiz...

Everyone's doing the Death Quiz, it seems. I think they've overlooked a very obvious answer, though -

I will be Beaten To Death.
After you join the herd and post this Death Quiz result in your journal, one of your LJ Friends, pushed over the brink by umpteen bland pictures of dead people, will finally snap, ruthlessly track you down and slowly beat you to death with a chair leg. It may not be the coolest way to go but, hey, we think it's ironic. And it lets those of us who created the Death Quiz feel that we really made a difference - so thanks (but don't expect us to send flowers)!

Fuel a self-fulfilling prophecy! Go post your Death Quiz result now!

One quiz to rule them all...

I won't be posting my answers to the "one thing" quiz here, as I've already posted 'em "at source", here.

Marine Corps Management Techniques for Techies

"Your problem, sir, is deciding what you want me to do, and my problem, sir, is doing it. My gung-ho posture says that once you give the order I'm not going to bother you with any of the details - and your half of the bargain is that you had better stay on your side of the line, sir, and not bother me with any of the chickenshit politics that you have to deal with for a living"

-Neal Stephenson, 'Cryptonomicon'

I love that quote, I really do.