I'm a useful fellow, it seems

[mrph]

mrph is is a tricycle that fetches your hat, revolves and affixes to any flat surface..

Whereas morph is an alcoholic drink that secretes a sticky glue! It keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and is perfectly safe to use.. No comment on that one... :-)

Blame mouseboks, purplerabbits and imago for this latest fiendish meme...