we’ve got a tank full of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses

Which leads us, via tangent, to...

Kung Fu Hustle makes references to a lot of other movies, but not in an annoyingly obvious way. The scene in which the Landlady pursues Sing is right out of an old Roadrunner cartoon. And the two assassins in suits, hats, and sunglasses who tell the gang boss that actually, they're musicians ... did anyone else hear "Are you the police?" "No, ma'am, we're musicians" in their head like I did?

Ah. Good. So that wasn't just me thinking that, then... :)