Dear keris...

[mrph]

We're very sorry. We didn't mean to kill your davefish. It just sort of happened.

I don't think he copes with heat and sunshine terribly well...



What d'you want us to do with the corpse?

Sorry for any inconvenience this causes you,

-mrph

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[keris.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Did you try throwing lots of lemonade over him? That normally works for reanimation purposes... If not, please wrap him in some tissue paper and post him home first class. It'll be a minor inconvenience dealing with it, but at least the paperwork for the insurance will be easier.

So, party at my mansion in a few months time? ;)