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mrph ([personal profile] mrph) wrote2002-03-11 12:53 pm

Death Quiz...

Everyone's doing the Death Quiz, it seems. I think they've overlooked a very obvious answer, though -

    I will be Beaten To Death.
    After you join the herd and post this Death Quiz result in your journal, one of your LJ Friends, pushed over the brink by umpteen bland pictures of dead people, will finally snap, ruthlessly track you down and slowly beat you to death with a chair leg. It may not be the coolest way to go but, hey, we think it's ironic. And it lets those of us who created the Death Quiz feel that we really made a difference - so thanks (but don't expect us to send flowers)!

    Fuel a self-fulfilling prophecy! Go post your Death Quiz result now!

[identity profile] mrph.livejournal.com 2002-03-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I might actually dig out a photo to accompany this, if I can be bothered. Or if I can find [livejournal.com profile] paulw, a chair leg and a digital camera...

Mmm...Chocolate..

[identity profile] belladonna-9.livejournal.com 2002-03-11 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Im actually conducting my own death by chocolate experement....first easter egg of the year...yum!!!

[identity profile] paulw.livejournal.com 2002-03-11 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
You can't kill me cause that won't be a death by natural causes. I gonna live a long long time. hahahaha

[identity profile] mrph.livejournal.com 2002-03-11 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, some people really do like tempting fate.

[Excuse me one second. I have work to do, and a chair to break...]

*snigger*

[identity profile] mina-laury.livejournal.com 2002-03-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I figure they'll have thought of several new things to die of by the time I shuffle off, so the test isn't relevant. I doubt anyone born in 1910 expected ebola or sarin.

[identity profile] giolla.livejournal.com 2002-03-12 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
The chair legs on order
and you're pencilled in for next michaelmas tuesday.