"Sweep is for the leak"

[mrph]

...and other strange quotes from Whitby.


Context removed to protect the guilty. :-)

"Great minds kink alike"

"Corsetry and muffins. This is the plan"

"There are some things I'm prepared to be accused of. Linux is not one of them"

"I wanted to shrink-wrap something and I thought of you"

"You seem to have had close encounters of the Roman kind"

"I think this is 'having sex'. I'm not sure if I'm doing it right"

"It stuck out like that and it was ginger..."

"...I'm sorry, I keep forgetting which way round it is..."

"Awesome"

"...He wanted people to think he was Cadburys Dairy Milk and lick him. But all I wanted to do was break bits off".