mrph: (Mister Oberon)
mrph ([personal profile] mrph) wrote2005-06-17 09:17 pm
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From here (linked from [livejournal.com profile] officialgaiman:

10. I keep reading about a film featuring Batman versus Superman - like, for years and years I've been reading this. Why is this interesting? I mean, Batman doesn't have any super powers, per se - just cool equipment, an extensive knowledge of the martial arts, and know-how about detective processes. Superman, coming from another planet, does have superpowers - flying, super-strength, enormous speed. Wouldn't he whip Batman's butt?

...and, y'know, the only answer I can think of involves mailing a copy of The Dark Knight Returns to Kentucky.